E'er heard of getting a scholarship just by having tons of random people rate your body parts? Which means.......my dick is going on that page when I'm a senior. I just hope that you can send in a picture of a lopped off dick. Three days ago, someone chopped off my dick while I was asleep (I know, right...) and since I have no use for it now, it is like one of those creepy Alaskanian moose heads, mounted on my wall, antlers and all. My loving boyfriend, who is apparently an expert on dicks (My condition has NOTHING to do with circumcision, neutering, etc. according to him) has bought me a replacement dick! It is actually a real butternut squash, with a nasty war wound on the side. He's not the greatest gourd picker but this shall do, it's better than having no genitalia at all except for a hot fudge sundae scratch and sniff sticker and taking a piss through your butt. Anyways, back to the scholarship spiel. Vote for Jus-Humphrey!! You can find out his real name if you click on the link, he told me that if colleges searched his name and found him on this blog, he probably wouldn't be accepted. What kind of a lame college uses a suckish search engine like Google? Stalkers.
Please vote for him and repost the link, send it to your hombres, yeah yeah yeah. His nose is like a fine, bulbous mountain growing out of his face, and it also comes with bony nose nipples, aka "mipples".
Plus, he is also a prestigious porn star and bass clarinet extraordinaire! Do it, or else I might have to touch you with my meaty hands.
Justi-I mean Humphrey/Juicy Samurai/Pelvic Thrustin' Just**/Lustin' For Just**/Thunder Thighs/Busty Justy's link.
http://www.brickfish.com/Pages/PhotosAlbums/PhotoView.aspx?scid=593&picid=1312790_80283013&profilename=Lifestyles&groupname=BestFacialFeature3&tab=submit&jspost=1&everr=False&redirlogin=1&cid=7925119&new=1&isep=1&pbapi=2665849&pbvi=241082549&plyli=1&pdi=23&=FBPOST¬pbb=true
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