Llamas in Pajamas

Today I went to school....I was warm and felt all weird and soft and I also felt like my breasts were going to explode. Rule of thumb when you're sick: Don't even THINK about going to school when you think your private parts are going to ex/im plode. Oh and did you know that I just adore the Jonas brothers? Larry, Moe, and.......amirite? ;P Unfortunately, I actually don't like them but I have to admit I enjoy K pop. A lot. But only the girl bands. Don't even think about questioning my lesbian tendencies. I think straight girls would go gay and gay guys would go straight for all the attractive women in the K pop industry, sadly. Oh wait. I do like something about the Jonas brothers! They have extremely prominent unibrows, mmm. You know how I get around the monobrowed men. But who wouldn't love the music of bubbly Asian girls jumping around in pastel attire giggling and doing the grapevine? I wouldn't......at least that's what I thought a year ago, but unfortunately the handsome Asian devil Paul Hwang turned me to the dark side. Since I can't find a picture of him, here's a lookalike of this hunk.
I would also like to talk about the overratedness of unicorns. Sure, unicorns are beautiful and almighty but GET OVER IT! THEY AREN'T REAL!!!!!! Narwhals are 80 times better than unicorns. Unicorns suck. The only time when they don't suck is when they poop marshmallows and jizz glitter. Unicorns are the epitome/representation of overly sheltered children that read way too many fairy tales. Which.....might've been me a few years ago.
Another things I would like to brush up on is......farts. FLAUNT YOUR FLATULENCE! I think the weirdest place to fart would probably be in a tanning bed.....Think about it. You're trapped in this tiny closed space, and your fart would spread around, suffocating you. And in a fridge. That would be weird too. Fart stoppers?
A date that is coming up real soon is MARCH 8th, which is internation women's day. I'm going to go bra-less, get a lesbian haircut, ride nude through the streets on a llama/horse/alpaca like Lady Godiva, punch men in the crotch, fatten up models with twinkies, turn porn stars into respectable, badass women, and swim in a pool filled with shirley temple substance? Why? I dunno, shirley temples are quite good.
The end.
Shown above is Natalie Zhang on women's day, gaily riding an alpaca through the crowded streets of cosmopolitan areas.