MENOMENA

I'm dying a slow but very sure death. AKA blood is exiting my body and whatthehell, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS A MONTHLY PROCESS! And IT'S JUST AS PAINFUL EVERY DAMN TIME! Okay, I'll stop now. I don't want people *coughhack* passing out as I spew out my feminine problems. Speaking of spew, it's happ-Just kidding! I won't go that far. But maybe I will. AND MAYBE I'LL RIP ALL OF YOUR GOD DAMN BUTTCHEEKS OFF! Pant. Pant. Pant. This is how bi polar I get. There really needs a cure to periods. Not even Tiger Balm can prevent it, and I'm pretty sure Tiger Balm can cure AIDS. If you don't know what Tiger Balm is, it's pretty much the Asian remedy for all problems. Mosquito bites, uh..... Oh well. It's still the remedy for all problems.
I'm so addicted to the website Free Rice. I don't even know why. I remember we used to play it because we were bored in 6th grade and Mrs. Cochran didn't feel like teaching. Now I spend at least an hour on it every day donating rice to children and becoming a smartass. Oh yeah. Do it! It's educational, funtertaining, and helps starving people! I felt so smart and was like "I'M POWNING ERRYONE!" until I realized I was on level one and there were 60 levels. I question if I'm actually Asian when these incidents happen on a daily basis.
Since the concept of hair has been brought it quite a few times this week due to a) Nic getting a sultry hair cut b) Rachel Trumbore making a 500 People Join and My Sister Lizzi MIGHT Get An Afro! I searched up "interesting haircuts". The results I got really concerned me and kind of made me wet my panties. I don't even know how to describe them. Well, the ones that made me puke with laughter the most (that sounds messy...) were....the face shaved into the back of the guy's head....and all the poodle haircuts to make them look like peacocks, bison, lions.......HAHA I felt so bad for those Sierra tastic poodles. They looked so sad. Oh and I can't leave out the hunky centaur man with the prominent Widow's peak and hearts shaved into his chest hair. *shudderOmar* Jizzy jizz jizz.
Last Friday when I was on a Japanese confection raid for Timmy's birthday, I stumbled over such a magnificent creation. Cheese flavored Kit Kats. Whatthefuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Ew, imagine eating this gross cheesy stuff that has this chocolate consistency to it......ewwwww. It's like a dehydrated (sort of) version of those crackers you dip in cheese but this time it's sealed with gross cheese stuff and is between wafers! Yum, you kinky Japanese! Sigh, oh Japanese people, with their tenticle pornos and delicious cuisine. Someday, I wish to try this. But not really. Cheese is aged cow boob juice. Ew.
Another animal I obsess over is the Llama. And Alpaca. And Vicuna. All of those delicious, spitting, llama-ish mammals. Though the llama is freaking awesome and nifty, they should be considered phallic symbols. Look at the pictures below and you shall see. Llamas also remind of of Lucas Hoshino while he rocks out with his bassoon. This llama in particular reminds me of him when he makes his sex face. If you don't know what his sex face is, you should probably consult me.BEHOLD! LUCAS HOSHINO!
Last but not least, I have a question to the whole world and the limited viewers of my blog...What AM I going to do in China? Is YouTube really banned. Because if so.....I WON'T BE ABLE TO LISTEN TO MY DAILY DOSE OF K POP! *hyperventilates* I guess I'll find something to do besides that... Like knit a sweater. Or do pushups. And I can't even listen to a LITTLE bit of K pop since my Ipod broke after 4 hardy years. I'm not entirely sure if I'm getting a new one so it's MP3 player time. Wait, I don't even think we have one of those. o.oThis is what I'm going to turn into after China. Do you know what would be really cool? If all my friends came up to LAX to get me and then slow cheesy music plays and there's slo mo running and everyone touches me inappropriately in public. Mmm. I can dream, can't I?

Bye! I'm verbally constipated.